You made a schedule for yourself. As a businessman, I am telling you that you ought to stick with it. How else will you build up a good reputation? You don't have the money to buy out people.

If you're going to get me in there, you better get on it. You're not the only one with a schedule to keep.

What do you mean, you want to find US a GANDHI?!
Have you seen the show? We don't want Gandhi! We want Abe!


I want Abe!

My mun has tried to find me a home in several places, but to no avail. There are simply too many or me prancing about. Must find a way to eliminate competition. So for the time-being
I shall remain homeless.

This means that right now I am thoroughly bored, and you know what they say:
“An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.”~

At the moment my distraught mun is not being very entertaining. She seems to be fretting about a friend and no amount of my charm or comforting is having an effect on her.

SO! To put it simply, I am bored and those who know me are aware of how dangerous I can be when I am bored~ *innocent smile*

 

...I felt this conversation I just had was too lulzy not to share.

(beware, some foul and graphic language lies herein)

( Bitch girl is bitchy )

I'm not saying I was necessarily the best behaved person in the world, but I was walking on eggshells anyway trying not to offend this person on the off chance that this "PROFESSIONAL author" might actually be half-talented at writing.
C'est la vie.

(and for the record, her example posts kind of sucked...I was just being nice.)

[Were this a physical letter, it would be written on a scrap of paper, obviously hastily scribbled down.]

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

I can appear as I am, amongst these people you wish to throw me to! After - truly, it has been three years? Oh, I can not care any longer! You have found an artist who can put me to paper. (or... picksulls? I have not heard that word before, you know this...) with my scars intact. I had hoped that you would pull me from some time before -

I have a face.

You have an application to finish, a cipher to create, and several books to read again. (I should not have to say this, but having spent nearly a decade in your head, in one form or another, I fear for both our sakes I must explain that is not the order you should accomplish those tasks in.)

-L.

...IN A SONG PARODY, THANKS TO SOMEBODY ON YOUTUBE

Having me around isn't going to get you a better score on the GRE, you know.

But fine. Distract yourself from studying a little more and find a game for me, if that's what you want to do. What do I care? I already finished graduate school.

... Seriously though, there better be a Nowaki wherever the hell you put me. I'm not bending on that one.

Munへ、

Mun-Sama, congratulations with picking me up from my last mun. I implore you though, please reconsider apping me someplace else until you are more comfortable with role-playing me in a more serious atmosphere than the relaxed one of...that place. I do have a seemingly inappriotate word pun in my username, after all.

With Sincerity,

Honda Kiku より。

Hi mun,

You're really going through with it aren't you? I'm okay with it but it's gonna suck something fierce. It's gonna make things interesting, that's for sure. Let's see how it plays out! I know things will be just fine.

For now though, let's just hope for the best!